The Chinese Jerk

The Chinese Jerk wanted a CD player that they would demolish. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Jerk desperately craved for a toilet brush to demolish. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Chinese Jerk desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Jerk looked for a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp to demolish. This seems an original action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A lava lamp being the chosen item.