A Orange Jerk

A Orange Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Orange Jerk had a cheese grater that they would play with. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be entertaining. A cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Orange Jerk had a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

A Orange Jerk always kept a melon that they sometimes throw. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

A Orange Jerk had a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Orange Jerk looked for a custard pie that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.