My Curious Jerk

My Curious Jerk wanted a tomato that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.

My Curious Jerk found a stapler that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

My Curious Jerk owned a cucumber that they would break. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a different action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk craved for a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

My Curious Jerk owned a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.