Her Stupid Jerk

Her Stupid Jerk always had with them a custard pie to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Jerk craved for a crown that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Jerk owned a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Jerk always had with them a porno magazine that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. A bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Jerk wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.