Their Scary Jerk

Their Scary Jerk always had with them a pint of cider that they would cuddle. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Their Scary Jerk wanted a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a new operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was selected.

Their Scary Jerk desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Jerk found a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Their Scary Jerk often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

Their Scary Jerk always had with them a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.