A Confused Jerk

A Confused Jerk craved for a mug that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a different idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A mug was the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Jerk craved for a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Jerk always kept a crown that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown is the thing to choose.

A Confused Jerk desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Jerk always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Confused Jerk always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.