The Square Jerk

The Square Jerk always had with them a mug that they would share. This is certainly an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Jerk desperately wanted a crown that they liked to eat. It is a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Square Jerk found a piece of paper to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

The Square Jerk desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Square Jerk found a porno magazine to sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Square Jerk often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.