Angry Jerk

Angry Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Angry Jerk wanted a can of Tango that they would often sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Angry Jerk searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A piece of paper is the item to select.

Angry Jerk desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Angry Jerk desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Angry Jerk carried a sword that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was opted for.