His Crypting Jerk

His Crypting Jerk searched for a crown that they liked to break. One might say this is a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item chosen.

His Crypting Jerk desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a peculiar thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer having that done to it

His Crypting Jerk desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes break. It should be a new operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Jerk carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

His Crypting Jerk wanted a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. It should be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

His Crypting Jerk desperately searched for a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to select.