The Brainy Jerk

The Brainy Jerk always carried a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Jerk always kept a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Jerk searched for a set square that they liked to share. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Jerk often carried a stretchman that they liked to eat. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Brainy Jerk searched for a stretchman that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be stunning. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.