A Confused Jerk

A Confused Jerk desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be epic. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Confused Jerk needed a bag of flour that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Confused Jerk often carried a set of lego that they would put on his head. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

A Confused Jerk always had with them a ball that they would often put on his head. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball having that done to it

A Confused Jerk desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.