The Exciting Jerk

The Exciting Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Jerk looked for a block of cheese to put on his head. It might be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Jerk always carried a rubber johnny to demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Exciting Jerk had a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Jerk needed a mug that they would often throw. It would be a weird action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a set of lego that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an original activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A set of lego would be the item that was opted for.