My Fat Jerk

My Fat Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they liked to drop. This seems a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Fat Jerk desired a melon that they liked to throw. It is a surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

My Fat Jerk always carried a condom that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Jerk desperately desired a hat that they would often drop. This could be considered a different operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Fat Jerk always carried a mug that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Jerk looked for a cup that they liked to play with. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the item that was selected.