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in #jerk15 days ago

Her Blue Jerk desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to choose.

Her Blue Jerk desired a rubber chicken that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Jerk desperately needed a cup that they liked to drop. It should be an exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Jerk desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Blue Jerk craved for a computer that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Jerk always carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

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