His Angry Jerk

His Angry Jerk always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It would be a different operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to select.

His Angry Jerk looked for a bag of poop to play with. One might say this is a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

His Angry Jerk often carried a mug that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

His Angry Jerk often carried a ball that they would often eat. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Angry Jerk desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Angry Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.