A Exciting Jerk

A Exciting Jerk desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

A Exciting Jerk looked for a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A condom is the thing to select.

A Exciting Jerk desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to hug. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

A Exciting Jerk desired a wig to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A wig being the thing opted for.

A Exciting Jerk desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. A chocolate bar having that done to it

A Exciting Jerk looked for a sword that they liked to embrace. It would be a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.