Her Silly Jerk

Her Silly Jerk had a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. A tomato being the item opted for.

Her Silly Jerk wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

Her Silly Jerk desperately wanted a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

Her Silly Jerk desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Her Silly Jerk searched for a ball that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

Her Silly Jerk craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.