A Horny Jerk

A Horny Jerk carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Horny Jerk wanted a mug that they would annihilate It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

A Horny Jerk had a stretchman that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Horny Jerk looked for a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Jerk carried a can of coke that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

A Horny Jerk desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.