Her Special Jerk

Her Special Jerk always kept a vibrator to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. A vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Special Jerk always carried a vibrator that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Her Special Jerk desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would eat. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Her Special Jerk desperately needed a ball that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Special Jerk had a CD player that they liked to hug. It should have been an original proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

Her Special Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.