His Fucking Jerk

His Fucking Jerk always had with them a teapot that they sometimes drop. It is an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

His Fucking Jerk often carried a bag of flour that they would hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item selected.

His Fucking Jerk desperately desired a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was sublime. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Fucking Jerk looked for a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

His Fucking Jerk needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

His Fucking Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.