The Troubled Jerk

The Troubled Jerk wanted a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Jerk searched for a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a new action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A crown is the thing to select.

The Troubled Jerk desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

The Troubled Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Jerk craved for a stapler that they liked to break. It was a funny idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Jerk desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.