Her Silly Jerk

Her Silly Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It is a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Her Silly Jerk carried a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

Her Silly Jerk always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Her Silly Jerk desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Her Silly Jerk found a sword to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a sword would be the item chosen.

Her Silly Jerk desperately wanted a big sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the chosen thing.