Angry Jerk

Angry Jerk desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Angry Jerk wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes play with. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Angry Jerk always had with them a cheese grater to throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Angry Jerk wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally worship. It was a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Angry Jerk often carried a pint of beer to embrace. This seems an odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Angry Jerk had a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.