His Depressed Jerk

His Depressed Jerk often carried a wig that they liked to break. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

His Depressed Jerk craved for a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Jerk craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Depressed Jerk needed a chocolate bar that they would often demolish. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

His Depressed Jerk desired a condom that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Depressed Jerk had a CD player that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was selected.