His Hungry Jerk

His Hungry Jerk desperately desired a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a curious thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing opted for.

His Hungry Jerk found a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Hungry Jerk craved for a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was entertaining. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

His Hungry Jerk always had with them a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen thing.

His Hungry Jerk desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.

His Hungry Jerk desperately needed a pen that they would hug. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pen was the item that was selected.