The Blue Jerk

The Blue Jerk carried a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Blue Jerk desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It would be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Blue Jerk needed a stretchman to demolish. This seems a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Blue Jerk desperately needed a spade to put in the bath with him. This seems a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Jerk looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie having that done to it

The Blue Jerk desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.