Their Anxious Jerk

Their Anxious Jerk owned a ball to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Their Anxious Jerk always kept a dildo that they would often sit and look at. This seems a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Their Anxious Jerk carried a bag of poop to annihilate It should be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Their Anxious Jerk desperately needed a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.

Their Anxious Jerk desired a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Anxious Jerk desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.