My Adventurous Jerk

My Adventurous Jerk owned a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Adventurous Jerk desired a hat that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Adventurous Jerk desperately looked for a hat to demolish. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to choose.

My Adventurous Jerk desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

My Adventurous Jerk always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Adventurous Jerk desperately looked for a tomato that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.