The Exciting Jerk

The Exciting Jerk always kept a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to select.

The Exciting Jerk found a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Jerk desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a funny activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Jerk looked for a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

The Exciting Jerk searched for a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

The Exciting Jerk always had with them a cheese grater to share. It was a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.