A Determined Jerk

A Determined Jerk desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

A Determined Jerk carried a teapot that they would share. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot of all things.

A Determined Jerk always carried a dildo that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

A Determined Jerk desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Determined Jerk always kept a tomato that they would occasionally play with. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Determined Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.