The Famous Jerk

The Famous Jerk always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Jerk had a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Famous Jerk often carried a melon to put up their bum. It might have been a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. A melon would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Famous Jerk always carried a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.