His Special Jerk

His Special Jerk always had with them a vibrator to sleep with. It is an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

His Special Jerk desired a pen that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

His Special Jerk searched for a sword that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

His Special Jerk wanted a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

His Special Jerk found a hat that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

His Special Jerk desperately needed a teapot to smash. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a teapot being the chosen item.