A Careful Jerk

A Careful Jerk needed a sponge to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

A Careful Jerk desperately looked for a crown that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to choose.

A Careful Jerk desperately needed a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

A Careful Jerk carried a condom that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a condom was the chosen item.

A Careful Jerk always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Careful Jerk desperately wanted a condom to annihilate One might say this is an original activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.