Their Little Jerk

Their Little Jerk found a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

Their Little Jerk searched for a pencil sharpener to drop. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

Their Little Jerk carried a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Little Jerk craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Their Little Jerk had a little monkey that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

Their Little Jerk needed a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.