A Gentle Jerk

A Gentle Jerk desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen thing.

A Gentle Jerk always carried a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

A Gentle Jerk desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A little monkey is the item to opt for.

A Gentle Jerk desperately needed a helmet that they would often play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Jerk owned a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Jerk wanted a vibrator that they liked to eat. It was a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.