Her Curious Jerk

Her Curious Jerk wanted a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

Her Curious Jerk desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Her Curious Jerk desired a stapler that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

Her Curious Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Curious Jerk desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Her Curious Jerk looked for a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.