Fat Jerk

Fat Jerk always kept a big sponge that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Fat Jerk desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would demolish. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Fat Jerk needed a cucumber that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Fat Jerk craved for a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

Fat Jerk desperately wanted a hat that they would often demolish. This seems a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Fat Jerk owned a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.