The Purple Jerk

The Purple Jerk had a hat that they sometimes drop. It is a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Jerk desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Purple Jerk needed a helmet to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Jerk owned a CD player that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Jerk carried a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A condom being the thing selected.

The Purple Jerk wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.