A Tired Jerk

A Tired Jerk desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Tired Jerk needed a cheese grater that they would share. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Jerk desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

A Tired Jerk desperately desired a teapot to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing opted for.

A Tired Jerk desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

A Tired Jerk desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes smash. It would have been a new action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a sword is the thing to choose.