Their Determined Jerk

Their Determined Jerk desired a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a curious activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

Their Determined Jerk always kept a can of Tango to put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Their Determined Jerk desperately searched for a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

Their Determined Jerk needed a crown that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

Their Determined Jerk had a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Determined Jerk desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.