Stupid Jerk

Stupid Jerk found a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Jerk desperately searched for a pint of beer to hug. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Stupid Jerk desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

Stupid Jerk desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be epic. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

Stupid Jerk looked for a condom that they sometimes demolish. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Jerk owned a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to select.