Her Magical Jerk

Her Magical Jerk always kept a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Jerk desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Her Magical Jerk desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

Her Magical Jerk carried a vibrator that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Her Magical Jerk looked for a pen that they would often cuddle. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A pen is the item to choose.

Her Magical Jerk desired a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.