His Stupid Jerk

His Stupid Jerk searched for a ball that they would often throw. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

His Stupid Jerk needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Jerk desperately desired a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Stupid Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Jerk wanted a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It might be an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Jerk always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.