My Purple Jerk

My Purple Jerk desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes share. It would be a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Purple Jerk owned a toilet brush that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A toilet brush having that done to it

My Purple Jerk had a spade to demolish. One might say this is an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Jerk desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

My Purple Jerk wanted a spade that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Jerk desperately wanted a crown that they liked to eat. It was an astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was opted for.