The Brainy Jerk

The Brainy Jerk often carried a spade that they would often worship. It would have been a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Jerk carried a stapler that they would often hug. It was a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Jerk desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

The Brainy Jerk always had with them a pen that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Jerk wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Jerk searched for a spade that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. A spade would be the item that was selected.