The Talented Jerk

The Talented Jerk always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Jerk found a mug that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Talented Jerk always had with them a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Talented Jerk desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would play with. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was spectacular. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Jerk desired a CD player to annihilate It would have been a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

The Talented Jerk found a crown that they would play with. One might consider this to be a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown being the item opted for.