The Ugly Jerk

The Ugly Jerk searched for a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Jerk desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. It would be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Jerk desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would put up their bum. It would have been a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

The Ugly Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Ugly Jerk craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.