Her Gentle Jerk

Her Gentle Jerk looked for a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

Her Gentle Jerk desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Jerk owned a cup that they would play with. It would be a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

Her Gentle Jerk desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to hug. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

Her Gentle Jerk desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

Her Gentle Jerk looked for a bottle of beer to play with. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is epic. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.