A Different Jerk

A Different Jerk had a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be an odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a spade having that done to it

A Different Jerk always kept a custard pie that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Different Jerk desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often drop. This seems an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Different Jerk craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderful. A chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

A Different Jerk needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

A Different Jerk wanted a teapot that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.