The Tired Jerk

The Tired Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Tired Jerk looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been an original action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Tired Jerk desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to break. One might find this to be an odd action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Tired Jerk carried a sword that they sometimes smash. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Jerk owned a bottle of beer to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was out of this world. A bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Tired Jerk needed a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.